Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

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What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter?

Flame retardant

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.