Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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Why did the Spanish man's boat sink?

Ola

What does a Spanish programmer program in?

Si++

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens