Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Siren Jokes More Siren Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye