Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)