Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
A water gun.
Firefighter.
FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
Jose and Hose B
Hose A and Hose B
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
He never delivered.
A garden Jose.
Hose B
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
A boa constructor.
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
A super stoaker
