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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens