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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.