Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

96 Jokes More 96 Jokes

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Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

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Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.