Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Avon Jokes More Avon Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.