Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

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What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.