Ram Jokes

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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It took the bus.

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They Rocked their doors.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and The Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.