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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Memory Loss Jokes More Memory Loss Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.