What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.