What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.