What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)