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What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.