What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.