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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.