What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.