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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.