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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood