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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

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What do you want for dinner?

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What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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They are all against Turkey

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood