What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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A moo'd specialist.

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Patty

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FILET MIGNON!**

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An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me