What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me