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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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They are all against Turkey

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood