How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.