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How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.