How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.