How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.