Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Moorse code.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)