Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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The fumble bee!

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game