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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game