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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?

Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!