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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?

Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!