Menace-Soda.
Because Missouri loves company
Minisoda
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Transylvania.
Mini-soda.
Conetiquette
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
The Prostate
They both have a hated governor.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
Ohio
Swisconsin.
Moosouri!
A man that states the obvious
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Montana.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Washington
Minesoda
Minnesota.
Washington.
Denial. Myself included.
Maine
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
Road Island.
Maryland and Misury
Arkansas
Al-ask-ya
Text-us
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
It's Morphine Time!
It was a little over their heads
A man laughing his head off.
His lips are moving.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border
An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.
Tooth hurt-y.
Oily!
POKER FACE...!!!
Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Because it's their Michonne.
Because given enough time it rises
Yall nailed it.
