State Jokes

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

Conetiquette

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus?

Montana.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!