Menace-Soda.
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Because Missouri loves company
Minisoda
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Transylvania.
Colorado.
Mini-soda.
Conetiquette
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
The Prostate
They both have a hated governor.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
Ohio
Swisconsin.
Moosouri!
A man that states the obvious
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Montana.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Washington
Minesoda
Minnesota.
They didn't get their whey.
Washington.
Denial. Myself included.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Maine
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
Road Island.
Maryland and Misury
Arkansas
Al-ask-ya
Text-us
Justice isn't always black and white
One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.
The windows milk shake!
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
Good morning ladies.
Then I can bang other chicks
Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!
Kindergarten dropout.
Microwaves.
Put it through the Wash.
Washington C.D
A WashingTon.
You will be mist.
Because he was kneaded.
