Menace-Soda.
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Because Missouri loves company
Minisoda
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Transylvania.
Colorado.
Mini-soda.
Conetiquette
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
The Prostate
They both have a hated governor.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
Ohio
Swisconsin.
Moosouri!
A man that states the obvious
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Montana.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Washington
Minesoda
Minnesota.
They didn't get their whey.
Washington.
Denial. Myself included.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Maine
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
Road Island.
Maryland and Misury
Arkansas
Al-ask-ya
Text-us
Ariel Sharon
A trip to Israel.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
Idk. (I decay)
Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!
Half of what it was last week
Warning: Gore
Because it's too cold outtide
She went out with the tide.
TIE tanium
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
A HIPAAcrite
She was a little shellfish.
They send them through the Wash.
Putting them back in the wheelchair
