Menace-Soda.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Because Missouri loves company
Minisoda
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Transylvania.
Mini-soda.
Conetiquette
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
The Prostate
They both have a hated governor.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
Ohio
Swisconsin.
Moosouri!
A man that states the obvious
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Montana.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Washington
Minesoda
Minnesota.
Washington.
Denial. Myself included.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Maine
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
Road Island.
Maryland and Misury
Arkansas
Al-ask-ya
Text-us
Yes he was.
Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.
Dead people had lives.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
The South Will Rise Again
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Kindergarten dropout.
Fleece Navidad!
Because there's only Juan Cena
A tuba toothpaste.
There was a birthday potty.
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Your honor.
Add your laundry.
Their Linens
