State Jokes

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

Conetiquette

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus?

Montana.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Which state has the smallest sodas?

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!