Menace-Soda.
Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Because Missouri loves company
Minisoda
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Transylvania.
Colorado.
Mini-soda.
Conetiquette
I'm sorry, it's confidential.
The Prostate
They both have a hated governor.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
Ohio
Swisconsin.
Moosouri!
A man that states the obvious
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Montana.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Washington
Minesoda
Minnesota.
They didn't get their whey.
Washington.
Denial. Myself included.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Maine
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives
Road Island.
Maryland and Misury
Arkansas
Al-ask-ya
Text-us
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
He pulled some strings.
Cliff.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Because it's their Michonne.
Washington C.D
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Because the friar rises!
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Throw in your laundry!
Conditioner Gordon.
Rub it rub it rub it.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41