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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars