What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army