What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because