What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.