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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.