How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.