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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What up Holmes?

Watson

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.