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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist