How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Because they both looked sharp!

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Mick e-mouse.

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Root position cords.

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Because the Jihad.

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Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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A pair of slippers.

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If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What up Holmes?

Watson

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Crick

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.