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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Crick Jokes More Crick Jokes

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist