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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

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How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?

Konichihuahua

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.