Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

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What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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