Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

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Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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