Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

You might also enjoy:

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!