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Hot Girl Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.