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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

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What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there