What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."