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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there