What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.