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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.