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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.