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Steel Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

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What happens if you steel?

You have to get Alloy-er

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel