Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po