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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How to avoid clickbait?

Clearly, you wouldn't know...

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)