Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore