Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why don't blondes like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.