Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

What do you call a well-written short story?

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