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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.