Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

Poem Jokes More Poem Jokes

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!