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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.