Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

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