Poem Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.