Poem Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is English such a hard language to learn?

Because it's

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre