Poem Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

F Jokes More F Jokes

What did the letter F say when he became cool?

Sup G

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!