Poem Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

Raven Jokes More Raven Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

F Jokes More F Jokes

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

English Student Jokes More English Student Jokes

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

Why did the English student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!