Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Preposition Jokes More Preposition Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.