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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Why did the faucet turn on?

It was feeling.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!