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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.