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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po