Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

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What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone?

McRIP

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.