Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse