What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.