March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Previous Random Joke Next
Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.