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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.