Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.