Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.