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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.