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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.