Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...