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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.