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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.