Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.