What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.