What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.