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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.