Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
Tell him your plans.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)
Someone else's cheese.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
