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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.