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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.