What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.