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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.