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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Removed

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.