What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.