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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

Because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

What did one Redditor say to another?

Removed

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.