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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness Monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.