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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

Removed

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.