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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."