What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What do you call a proud Danish countryman?

A pastriot.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!