What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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A really good watch.

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At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.