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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.