Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
He re-posts it.
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Because he had a crook in his neck.
