Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.