What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

More satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's jaws

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::