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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::