They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Sleep in the wardrobe.
An undercover cop.
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
It was the Wong choice
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
He gets stumped.
They're both tree fellers.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
They both slowly remove clogs.
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".