They both sleep all night and whack all day!
No problem, He sleeps at night.
Because it's Boxing Day!
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
M'alaydy
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Run, Forest, run!
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A starfish!
They both slowly remove clogs.
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".