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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!