What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::