Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where does an ape sleep?

In an apricot.