Where do baby apes sleep? - Curious Supply

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?