Apricots.
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
Nocturtle
Because it was Meloncholic
With any luck, right after it finishes college.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
In an apricot.