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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

Where does an ape sleep?

In an apricot.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.