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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.