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What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.