Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

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It's on the front page

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!