Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.