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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!