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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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