They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
A re-lotion-ship.
Wryly.
Nether of them have a pop.
They both lost their pop.
They both slowly remove clogs.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Soy milk.
A song called "My Corona"
A really good watch.
Breaking the seal on a rock.
Jackpot!
A bonding agent.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
For people that don't want anything to drink
Smells like teen spirit.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A bit of a shock really!
They go to Cannes
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Because it's soda pressing.
A sourpuss!
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Someone flipped it.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Water...
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
And what is he running for
Dog-gone!
Holding their hands up
The NBA.
Because he was soda-pressing
Because it was soda pressing.
About 204 days.
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
He gets claustrophobic!
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Cotton mouth
Strait out of cotton
Anether(another) Nether
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
