They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
A re-lotion-ship.
Wryly.
Nether of them have a pop.
They both lost their pop.
They both slowly remove clogs.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Soy milk.
A song called "My Corona"
A really good watch.
Breaking the seal on a rock.
Jackpot!
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
A bonding agent.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
For people that don't want anything to drink
Smells like teen spirit.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A bit of a shock really!
They can both take about 65 loads.
They go to Cannes
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Because it's soda pressing.
A sourpuss!
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Someone flipped it.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Water...
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
He was surrounded by phone-ys!
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!
From running in to trees.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Hop on Pop.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Just-ice
They're both X-Men.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
To get to the other side.
To break on through to the other side.
