They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
A re-lotion-ship.
Wryly.
Nether of them have a pop.
They both lost their pop.
They both slowly remove clogs.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Soy milk.
A song called "My Corona"
A really good watch.
Breaking the seal on a rock.
Jackpot!
A bonding agent.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
For people that don't want anything to drink
Smells like teen spirit.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A bit of a shock really!
They go to Cannes
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Because it's soda pressing.
A sourpuss!
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Someone flipped it.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Water...
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
He was a good conductor.
Lenin.
Crimea River
Me: *names two of them*
LOST!!
It was a sting operation.
Marriage-u-wanna?
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
Removed
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
To look for the lowest prices.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Holding their hands up
They go through wall 9 3/5
