They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
A re-lotion-ship.
Wryly.
Nether of them have a pop.
They both lost their pop.
They both slowly remove clogs.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Soy milk.
A song called "My Corona"
A really good watch.
Breaking the seal on a rock.
Jackpot!
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
A bonding agent.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
For people that don't want anything to drink
Smells like teen spirit.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
A bit of a shock really!
They can both take about 65 loads.
They go to Cannes
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Because it's soda pressing.
A sourpuss!
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Someone flipped it.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Water...
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
On less person is drunk
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Now it would be for the prescriptions.
They had a mantic** time.
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!
Poepurry
Anether(another) Nether
100 meter Daesh
Because he tripped
Weed out only the best suppliers
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
