They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
A re-lotion-ship.
Wryly.
They both lost their pop.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
Soy milk.
A song called "My Corona"
A really good watch.
A bonding agent.
Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
Smells like teen spirit.
A bit of a shock really!
They go to Cannes
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Because it's soda pressing.
A sourpuss!
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Someone flipped it.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end
Water...
They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
It popped a wheelie.
Because you start wearing less and going out more
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Because of its bark
Cats can't drive!
He can't do 'top gear' anymore!
They were both on top gear.
It took a date....
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
