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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....