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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

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What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.