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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

Why do you never see Hippo's hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.