What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.