How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly