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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.