How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's.

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool