How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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