What starts with r and ends with d?

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!