What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.