What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty