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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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End Jokes More End Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.