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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...