What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.