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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!