How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...