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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.