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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty