How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty