How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.