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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.