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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.