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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!