How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.