How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.