Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Square Foot Jokes More Square Foot Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.