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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

It's all in the grip.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.