What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?

One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it