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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.