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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow)

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.