Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.