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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

Brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?

Brown chicken brown cow)

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.