Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!