How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.