How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.