How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.