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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.